On the Ferry Ride to Seattle...

So Karl's making funny faces in the background of Caroline and mine's photos, on of which happens to look like the one above.

Caroline: Oh my gosh! Look at Karl's face!

Me: (Jumps back in seat a bit) Jesus, Karl, could you be any more of a freak?!

Karl: I used to make that face at my little sister and make her cry, now whenever I do it, she's just like "Karl, stop it."

Caroline and I: We can see why...

Sitting in My Economics Class:

Random Student: Oh man, I almost choked there, guess I should quite smoking...

R.S.'S Friend: Yeah, good luck with that one.

Random Student: No, really, quitting for me will be easy.

Me: Yeah, that's totally what I said before I ended up with asthma and chronic bronchitis.

Both Students: -Stare-

Wow, you'd think that people from the 21st century could comprehend sarcasm...

My best friend calls my house phone...

Mom: Hello?

Karl: Hey...

Mom: Hey... are you calling for Alexis?

(My attention is called to from the other room)

Mom: I think Karl thought I was you.

Me: Well, you know what they say- If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and talks like a duck-

Dad: It must be your mother.

Oh, how the love is just radiating between my parents...

Sitting in Sheri's Last Night:

Sarah: I think [No Name] is pretty hot.

Emily: Apparently, so is his girlfriend.

Sarah: I heard she was pregnant. But you're right, she's still pretty.

Emily: No she's fat.

Me: So because she's fat, she's not pretty?

Emily: No, because she's pregnant, she's fat.

No words can explain the openness of my friends.